Coppercab is a truly great man. He can move mountains with his oral skills, and he can reduce grown men to tears when he decides to get emotional. He is the kind of catalyst ginger-kind needs. He has the vision, and mental stability of the late Adolph Hitler, and let's face it, the world NEEDS more men like Hitler. Not the Jewish community, obviously, or the blacks, or the Polish. OTHER THEN THAT, though, great guy. Good-looking mustache.
That was sarcasm, for anyone who's bad at picking that kind of thing up.